Youtube: Frank and Myles

Oh, where to begin...
Well, I was introduced to 829Productions after my sister was asked to be in their music video for the band Radio Racer. Here is the video: (she is the main "heartbreaker")





Anyways, after seeing the music video (^^above^^), I thought to myself, "Hey, that was a really cool video considering its miniscule budget and my sister has only acted as a flower merchant in Cinderella when she was seven." Obviously, I was impressed, so I looked for more. The director of the music video, Frank Lucatuorto, makes music videos for Radio Racer and other bands, but more interestingly, little sketch videos with his friends. I found his other channel "MylesG623" which he shares with his friend (GUESS??!?!) Myles. Their videos are like that weird friend in high school: sometimes low quality, scattered, a little scruffy, keeps you guessing, but always hilarious so you keep him around. Enjoy:





(also, rumor has it that Frank and the gang are making an "Across the Universe-style" musical featuring remakes of Blink-182 songs. And by rumor has it, I mean it is almost finished and you can check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/user/RecklessAbandonMovie )

Don't Even Reply

When a website is titled "Dontevenreply.com : Emails from an asshole", you know you are in for a good time. This sneaky fellow Mike Partlow (if that's even his real name) responds to real Craigslist ads and to bait his victims. While this sounds like any other serial killer on Craigslist, "Mike" is different. Rather than lure them into his unmarked van, he responds to their ads somewhat normally at first, but then he unveils the crazy side of his character. Sometimes it's insulting, normally it's ridiculous, but it is ALWAYS hilarious.

This Is Why You're Fat

No, I'm not about to tell you about a television or computer website, though they are probably contributing factors. Thisiswhyyourefat.com where dreams become heart attacks: a website that is both disgusting and appetizing at the same time. The site features pictures of food, ridiculous food. Is it bad that almost every time I visit this site I get a little hungry? I mean, the Baconado (An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.) sounds pretty good, and I mean, it has goat cheese so it counts as "decadent and fancy" right?

Right??

Youtube: Crystal

One of the sites I kill most of my time on is Youtube. It's pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of it. If you have I think you should check out this gal Crystal. She is an adorable college student and doing this vlog everyday project on her channel CRYSonline (not "CRIESonline"). Every day, she posts a video and guarantees about two minutes of entertainment each day. Her other channel (PaltingC) has videos with her family and her longer videos. I love her and you should really check her out. Oh, and did I mention she is an AMAZING singer. Yeah, just listen:

Intoduction

I waste way too much time on the internet to not do anything productive with my time. I figured that if I created a blog to share the many ways I have mastered the art of procrastination, then someone might consider it helpful and thus, productive. Here we go, let's kill time...